um, sorry. Not that spectacular, unless you're talking average. In that respect, he has a spectacularly average ass. Just like me!
Anonymous

you should check out the butt on jeff francoeur because that booty is A++
Anonymous

i totally have. 

#qualitybooty

allow me to redirect you to baseballpants

so besides Justin Verlander's butt... what do you think of the butts of, say, Brett Lawrie, Kirk Nieuwenhuis, or Javier Lopez? :) which is better amongst?
Anonymous

brett lawrie is a total cutie i guess his butt is ok

kirk nieuwenhuis’s butt gets an a+

and i’m totally neutral about almost everything involving javier lopez

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